I recently came across a site called Date Me in The Face that details its readers' dating debacles. Some of them are funny, but overall it's pretty weak. I should write a blog about dating. I've got so much material I wouldn't even need reader submissions for the first several months. Although I'd probably have to make it anonymous to prevent my old-fashioned Sicilian father from putting his head in an oven. Or putting out hits.
Here's a post from Date Me in the Face that made me laugh...
And one from my own collection that I received a few weeks ago.
Sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it. But thanks for the validation, Josh!
My friend Shannon has more of a filter than I do, but she also has a hard time sugar coating things. Case in point below.
Not even a "thanks" to lead it off, Shan?
Not even a "thanks" to lead it off, Shan?
I awoke to a screenshot of that text yesterday morning and immediately burst out laughing. If anyone needs to write a blog sharing their straight-shooting humor and east coast swag, then my God, it is Shannon.
OMG that was amazing! More, more, more. Shannon, I love you.
ReplyDeleteAlessia, you're awesome. Seriously, you and Shannon have great stories. Although, these are two decent examples of the guy always running back. I would much rather have text like that from a girl than this gem:
ReplyDeleteUnknown Number: "Your a parents worse nightmare"
My reply: "Oh…that so? Well whoever you are, you have poor grammar and bad judgement. Therefore, your opinion is shit."
Maybe that person was right, but either way I don't care much. Especially since I have no clue where it came from...
Bottom line, texting is for suckers. If you're a true man you'll call. And if you aren't, then enjoy living a life in the shadows.
I agree- gentlemen call. But without texting I wouldn't have screenshots to post! I wonder how many of my old flames this post just discouraged from ever texting me again to try and tie up loose ends? Ha.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
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